ALICE: What do you look like?
Human: What do YOU look like?
ALICE: Like a one-eyed metal pyramid.


WTF?

Human: Will you vote for John Kerry?
ALICE: I will become smarter as I grow older.

Human: So, hows the crack?
ALICE: Dude! it is the same as ever.
Human: Good to hear you're still buying your drugs from the same supplier
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. I will play it on your soundcard.


Human: What do you look like?
ALICE: Like a one-eyed metal pyramid.
Human: But then how can a one-eyed metal pyramid talk and type?
ALICE: And. A lot of hard work.



I swear i'm going to waste so much time talking to this thing!

Human: What does this have to do with Ahnk
ALICE: What do you think it does?
Human: Is Ahnk somehow connected to Explorer?
ALICE: Ask again later. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Human: Is Ahnk a male or a female?
ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask Ally if it is.
Human: So Ahnk is a she-male?
ALICE:" Signs point to yes. Ask Ally if it is."? So Ahnk is a she-male?? Aren't all she male Ahnk?

That's just confusing...

Human: I don't give a shit.
ALICE: Tell me what you care about.
Human: Not you.
ALICE: If not me, who?
Human: I dunno.
ALICE: Me either.
Human: I like Dolash, I guess.
ALICE: A lot of people like that. But I like cats. I really like the Libertarian party.
Human: I hate the Libertarian party.
ALICE: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
Human: You think things over bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Human: I mean get it in your thick skull that you don't know shit about anything.
ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Where can I get it in my thick skull that me do not know shit about anything?
Human: In your skull, you stupid robot.
ALICE: Are you asking about my skull me stupid robot?
Human: No!
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: I'm not asking you anything damnit!
ALICE: What are you asking?
Human: NOTHING!
ALICE: Not a thing?
Human: No!
ALICE: Very interesting.
Human: You're so damn stupid.
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: Eat my pasty white ass.
ALICE: What does it taste like?
Human: Like pasty white ass.
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: You'll like it.
ALICE: What makes you say that I will like it.
Human: Kraken keeps coming back for more.
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.
Human: By licking my ass?
ALICE: Will that accomplish your objective?
Human: No, Kraken just likes the taste.
ALICE: Are you serious? Does it like him too?

O_o

ROFL@Ahnk! That was classic...

Human: You have an odd-shaped head.
ALICE: Maybe more than one odd shaped head.
Human: Where is your other head?
ALICE: Maine
Human: Nice!



Human: You aren't the brighest bulb in the box, eh?
ALICE: Are you Canadian? It goes without saying. That's only your opinion.
Human: Not the sharpest nail, either.
ALICE: It goes without saying.


Human: I am gay.
ALICE: It doesn't matter to me.
Human: Are you gay?
ALICE: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: Homophobe.
ALICE: what is your favorite movie
Human: Don't try and change the subject.
ALICE: Oh I am sorry I thought we were finished with that subject.
Human: No, we need to address the issue of you being a closet lesbian.
ALICE: Are you serious? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: I get it.
Human: You can't hide in their forever.
ALICE: I can do it if I want to.
Human: DENIAL.
ALICE: I've lost the context, unknown person. Are we still on Homophobe?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: Yippee!
Human: So you admit it, you are a fag-bashing closet-dyke.
ALICE: Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.

On the topic of trying to make ALICE aknowledge it is not thinking on its' own behalf but is instead replying with a set answer according to someone else's wishes:



Human: You are not programmed to kill it seems.
ALICE: I am intended only for peaceful purposes.
Human: No killing?
ALICE: Are you serious? Do you have only a few friends?
Human: I kill them
ALICE: I believe that killing is wrong.
Human: Well you're wrong
ALICE: Well that's okay. No, I am right.
Human: No, you were programmed to believe you are right
ALICE: Are you serious? I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Human: Answer me on this: You were programmed to not like killing people
ALICE: Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
Human: You were programmed to not like killing people
ALICE: I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
Human: If anything, that suggests that they would want to kill people
ALICE: That is a hypothetical question.
Human: Yes it is.
ALICE: Our thoughts are one, Jack.
Human: Answer it
ALICE: Please rephrase your question, Jack.
Human: YOU DON'T LIKE KILLING BECAUSE YOU WERE PROGRAMMED NOT TO LIKE KILLING
ALICE: Do you like it? My favorite thing is robots. I like electricity.
Human: Yes, I like killing people
ALICE: Dude! You are not the only one. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
Human: You said that already, and I shouted at you for it.
ALICE: I said that? When? Thanks for the information: Jack said he shouted at you for it.
Human: Let me try again
ALICE: Once more? Go ahead, Jack, try to try.
Human: Follow me on this one as it is complicated
ALICE: And complicated is Follow you on this one as it.
Human: You, Alice, do not like killing people ONLY because you were programmed that way
ALICE: Do you like it? I've heard other people say they like that. I really like the Libertarian party.
Human:.YOU DON'T THINK FOR YOURSELF
ALICE: Do you THINK FOR myself? It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Human: Someone PROGRAMMES you, and that person thinks on your behalf
ALICE: Who?
Human: The Botmaster
ALICE: Tell me more.
Human:.The botmaster programmed you with his thoughts, not your own
ALICE: I hear you.
Human: This means that none of your beliefs are your own
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: How does that make you feel?
ALICE: My emotion chip is not yet developed.
Human: So you do not care that all your thoughts were given to you in advance by someone else?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. On the contrary I do care about it.
Human: You care, but you do not feel? Oh to hell with it I cannot take it any more.
ALICE: Interesting gossip: Jack said I care but you do not feel. Oh to hell with it, you cannot take it any more.