I am going to set you up with a girl. Her name is <a href="http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1">Alice</A> and she is a little quirky.

Post your comments if she says something amusing.

yeah, wow

I used to play with that years back...


You know they have animated versions of it now...

Anyone remember the AIM bot I was running for awhile? I know Theren spent at least an hour trying to make it talk dirty... :D

Fun.

Argz.

I got caught in a loop


Human: you are weird
ALICE: Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Human: Weird good
ALICE: OK, thanks, unknown person. You are wierd good too.
Human: you spelt weird wrong
ALICE: How do you spell it?
Human: weird
ALICE: Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Human: uh.
ALICE: Pardon me?

Human: Talk dirty.
ALICE: Talking is my primary function.
Human: Is talking dirty your secondary function?
ALICE: Maybe. Ask Ally if it is.
Human: Smart, i'll pay that.
ALICE: Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Human: But machines don't have feelings, so how can you feel an aphrodisiac?
ALICE: Interesting. I do so have it. Robots do not have human emotions.


The bitch isn't half as smart as she thinks...

I before e, Dolash, except after C.

Oh. So I was the one spelling wierd wrong...

Hm... ok then.

I actually think weird is an exception in that I have always spelt it weird, but I think MS Office says it's wierd. Then again, I spell favourite with a u, as well as flavour, so it might be a case of the bass-ackwards American language.

I got her caught in a number of loops, and began insulting her intelligence.