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ic:Calan Farface wasn't very happy. Why did he have to be sent off on this stupid mission with a bunch of militaristic idiots in IFE. They probably had a rule about no drinking when on alert. What kind of idiots had that rule. And even if they did half of those idiots probably didn't even drink. And they were probably all virgins also. Anyways he would prefer to be on Vice with the guys or back on Vergesso as the second-in-command for "Gadsa Shipping" a front for the Tenloss Crime Syndicate. But orders were orders and they were getting a decent fee for his services. Anyways he was here to work and no lamenting would change that. As his shuttle reached the docking bay he was greeted by a Military Officer in the uniform of a Rear-Admiral.
"Good Day and welcome to the Serpent's Coil. I'm Rear-Admiral Whut and I will be in command-"
Calan raised a hand to cut him off.
"Crewmen Whut you have been demoted go do whatever you did before you were promoted." said Calan
"Ha what a great sense of humour you have sir." said CREWMEN Whut
"I wasn't joking now give me that hat and those rank cylinders and go find a proper uniform, Crewmen Whut. And I've decided to put you in steerage on the bride." said Calan
With that he strode off to the bridge as crewman Whut left to find a suitable uniform. When Calan reached the bridge he sat down and leaned back in the command chair, with his feet up on the table. An aide was about to approach him but thought better of it.
"My first order is to reopen all bars except to members of steerage." said Calan
An officer wearing a Captain's unifrom stepped forward.
"Good day sir I'm the Executive officer Captain Whirl May I ask where's Rear-Admiral Whut? And also I must inform you that it's a rule that all bars must be closed while we're on code yellow and up alert." said Captain Whirl
Just at this moment Crewman Whut stepped in and walked over to the steerage station sitting beside the other steersman.
"There's crewman Whut but I don't know a Rear-Admiral Whut. And as for that rule I'll just have to change it. Crewmen Whirl. Give me that hat and those rank cylinders and find a uniform befitting your new rank. Then go join crewmen Whut at steerage. The rest of you may drink. Transfer that order to the other two star destroyers any officers who resist get demoted to crewman and put at steerage." said Calan
"And know Gentelman we must jump to the Enterance of the cloak of Sith. On my count Crewman Whut. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Jump." said Calan
With that the stars elogated into lines as the task force jumped to hyperspace on the way to The Cloak of Sith.
ic:Calan Farface wasn't very happy. Why did he have to be sent off on this stupid mission with a bunch of militaristic idiots in IFE. They probably had a rule about no drinking when on alert. What kind of idiots had that rule. And even if they did half of those idiots probably didn't even drink. And they were probably all virgins also. Anyways he would prefer to be on Vice with the guys or back on Vergesso as the second-in-command for "Gadsa Shipping" a front for the Tenloss Crime Syndicate. But orders were orders and they were getting a decent fee for his services. Anyways he was here to work and no lamenting would change that. As his shuttle reached the docking bay he was greeted by a Military Officer in the uniform of a Rear-Admiral.
"Good Day and welcome to the Serpent's Coil. I'm Rear-Admiral Whut and I will be in command-"
Calan raised a hand to cut him off.
"Crewmen Whut you have been demoted go do whatever you did before you were promoted." said Calan
"Ha what a great sense of humour you have sir." said CREWMEN Whut
"I wasn't joking now give me that hat and those rank cylinders and go find a proper uniform, Crewmen Whut. And I've decided to put you in steerage on the bride." said Calan
With that he strode off to the bridge as crewman Whut left to find a suitable uniform. When Calan reached the bridge he sat down and leaned back in the command chair, with his feet up on the table. An aide was about to approach him but thought better of it.
"My first order is to reopen all bars except to members of steerage." said Calan
An officer wearing a Captain's unifrom stepped forward.
"Good day sir I'm the Executive officer Captain Whirl May I ask where's Rear-Admiral Whut? And also I must inform you that it's a rule that all bars must be closed while we're on code yellow and up alert." said Captain Whirl
Just at this moment Crewman Whut stepped in and walked over to the steerage station sitting beside the other steersman.
"There's crewman Whut but I don't know a Rear-Admiral Whut. And as for that rule I'll just have to change it. Crewmen Whirl. Give me that hat and those rank cylinders and find a uniform befitting your new rank. Then go join crewmen Whut at steerage. The rest of you may drink. Transfer that order to the other two star destroyers any officers who resist get demoted to crewman and put at steerage." said Calan
"And know Gentelman we must jump to the Enterance of the cloak of Sith. On my count Crewman Whut. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Jump." said Calan
With that the stars elogated into lines as the task force jumped to hyperspace on the way to The Cloak of Sith.