For all the geeks here. :)

You can't handle this
By Five Iron Frenzy

Making young girls pine
I don't have the time
Babies get in line
I've got a protractor
Got a stapler now
it goes ca-ching?gotta have the math club crown me king
gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing
on my calculator
If you're up
and if you want
a piece of me
wave goodbye and blow a kiss
cause you cant handle this

Chorus:
No, No, No
you can't handle this.

Through my glasses glare
you'll see savoir faire
beneath my icy stare
I've got a retainer
Maybe I'm the physics main event
maybe I'm the chem club president
maybe even Texas Instruments
thinks that I'm coplanar
If you've up
and if you want
a piece of me
wave goodbye and blow a kiss
cause you can't handle this

And Leonard Nemoy
can't stand up to this
And Captain James T. Kirk
bows beneath my fists
And I am awesome
awesome
I am the awesomest

sickening.

You're right, I couldn't.

Impossible.

I am the awesomest.

Not unless you carry your TI-83 everywhere with you.

I carry a DL-44. Will that do?

I don't think the DL-44 does cosine graphing.

What about a thermal detonator?

Sadly, no.

I hate TI-83s! Next time my teacher tells me to use a @#%$ graphing calculator I will snap and throw it out the window.