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Lo! Who is that, stalking amidst the candy store! It is Heazure, hands clutching a thorned whip! She screams homicidally:

"In the name of malice, I lay waste to the landscape with God on my side!!"

OMG! That fits me perfectly! :lol

EDIT: Gah I forgot how to make the quote thingy work..

Rampaging on the desert, attacking with a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Gue! And he gives a vengeful cry:

"I'm going to clobber you until you pee fire!"

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Rampaging through the plains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh Raktus! And he gives a booming roar:

"I'm going to pulverize you so painfully, I will be high on life for years to come!"

Lorenzo watches the war go on, seeing his soldiers get slaughtered in combat.He get's out his *lightsaber* and runs in yelling.

"I shall rip you apart until i can taste your blood on my blade, come on get a piece of me!"

Hark! Who is that, prowling across the hotel lobby! It is Shreeftut, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He screams apocalyptically:

"I'm going to smash you like it's my job!!"

Hark! Who is that, sprinting out of the hotel lobby! It is Damalis, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! She roars mightily:

"I'm going to smash you until you are unable to sit properly, then make toast!"


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why do I get the mildly perverted battle cry?

cause it's you Damalis.

Its the curse of the blonde bouncing gif. :b

What he said.

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she

"I'm going to pound you harder than God thought possible, and roll you in creamy neugut!!!"


Thats' both violent and... disturbing...

Great fun.