It is almost that time of the year again!

The one day that I love and hate so much. I just love to see everyone so happy. And my pre-holiday depression has already settled in. :(

Go Capitalism!

Hurrah for Hallmark!

Pre-holiday depressions implies there's some kind of holiday to be celebrated... Hallmark celebrating their highest quarter of the year does not qualify.

Good ole' St. Valentine. What did he do again?

Die.

But what would you give me if I did?

An epitaph that said 'I wanted to do like Valentine did.'

Deal!

Sucker! I woulda settled for a Big Mac, a hefty bag, and a shallow grave.

The duck speaks truth.