IMPORT CHINESE LABOURERS! -- {Spam Email}
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  • Posted On: Dec 3 2003 12:50am
An email I got the other day.

Dear sirs
We are china chongqing international economic & technical cooperative co. We have the competency to exporting labour service for abroad only corporation of china. We can supply excellence special class cook of Sichuan, females and males therapy masseurs, Nurse, Sewing-worker, welding worker, machine-worker, computer specialty personnel and a variety of proficient in technical worker etc. If you are interested in importing Chinese labour. pls contact us. and email for us, we will reply for you in time. thanks! We are expecting for your reply.
Best regards
Yours faithfully
Mr.Deng dilin
Tel:0086-23-67736921 67868621 fax:0086-23-67868751 Mb:0086-13708395457
Email;ddl@cqtrade.com dengdilin@yahoo.com.cn
Website:www.cqtrade.com www.ec21.com/dengdilin


Not with spelling like that, I won't be. Looks like it'll take years to teach whomever this company is exporting basic English grammar.
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  • Posted On: Dec 3 2003 4:41am
Well, if they are Chinese, English certainly isn't their native tounge...
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  • Posted On: Dec 3 2003 6:47am
If you want a job in America, you should speak english. It is, after all, the primary language.

Anyhow, any one else have any laughable emails? I'll dig up some more tomorrow... I have a few Nigerian scams and stuff...
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  • Posted On: Dec 3 2003 6:50am
lol, thats pretty cool.
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  • Posted On: Dec 3 2003 7:43am
sEnD DiSs 2 PeEps oR yUlLL hAvEE bAd luk 4eVeR!
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  • Posted On: Dec 3 2003 5:05pm
Y'know, I wonder if it's an American trying to sound like a Chinese person. Being as far advanced as they are in computers in all, I don't think a Chinese person would really type like that.
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  • Posted On: Dec 3 2003 6:10pm
Call'em and see.
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  • Posted On: Dec 3 2003 11:03pm
Most of the spam I get is not meant for the eyes of a PG-13 message board.
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  • Posted On: Dec 3 2003 11:31pm
Some subject lines from the last hundred to come through one of my centerstation accounts.

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Singles looking for you 10/16/03
Please Respond!
I want to meet you (this one came three times in a row)
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Your PCH.com entry status is pending your action 10/16/03
FREE smileys for your email
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And, a nigerian scam letter, I got this one twice in a row as well.


Dear Friend,

with warm hearts I offer my friendship, and my greetings, and I hope this letter meets you in good time. It will be surprising to you to receive this proposal from me since you do not know me personally. However, I am sincerely seeking your confidence in this transaction, which I propose with my free mind and as a person of integrity.

My name Dalington Ewaen, the son of MEAIZENA Ewaen, a farmer from Zimbabwe, Who was murdered in the land dispute in my country during the conflite between President Mugabe and the white farmers. As led by my instinct, I decided to contact you through email, after searching for contacts via the internet, as it is the only means I can contact anybody since I am cutting off ties with Zimbabwe for now. I apologize if this is not acceptable to you.

The purpose of this letter is to seek your most needed assistance in a business venture. Due to the land and political problems in Zimbabwe, as a result of President Robert Mugabe's introduction of new Land Act Reform wholly affecting the rich white farmers and the few rich black farmers, all white farmers were asked to surrender their farms to the government for re-distribution and infact to his political party members and my father though black was the treasury of the farmers association and a strong member of an opposition party that did not support the president's idea.

He then ordered his party members and the police under his pay row to invade my father's farm and burn down everything in the farm. They killed my father and took away a lot of items from his farm.

After the death of my father, our local pastor and a close friend of my father handed us over will documents with instructions from my father that we should leave Zimbabwe incase anything happen to him. The will documents has a certificate of deposit, confirming a cash deposit totaling Fifteen million five hundred thousand united state dollars. [15.5m] Kept in custody for us in a security company unknown to the company that the content is money hence it was deposited as personal belongings. This money was deposited with this Private Security Company for safety and security reasons, and was to be used for the purchase of land, new machines and chemicals establishment of new farms in Botswana.

This violent and barbaric act by Mugabe has since led to the death of my beloved mother and kid sister and other innocent lives.

I was continually threatened to abandon my inheritance from my father after he was murdered. I resisted for a while, but when the danger became unbearable, and I survived two murder attempts, I fled Zimbabwe with the help of my father's close friend Mr. John Casahans from Australia also a farmer who was leaving in Zimbabwe with us but left
with his family following this ugly development I have tried to reach him but all to no avail.

I am currently staying in the Netherlands where I am seeking political asylum. In fact my decision to come here to seek asylum, is because the security company from South Africa, has a branch here, I have contacted them to move the safe deposit from their office in Johannesburg here, which they have since done.

I need to transfer this money to an account and invest part of the money. Since the law of Netherlands prohibits a refugee (asylum seeker) to open any bank account or to be involved in any financial transaction, this is why I am seeking a genuine and reliable partner, whose account this money can be transferred, hence this proposal to you.

You have to understand that this decision taken by me is a very big and brave one, and it entrusts my future in your hands, as a result of the safe keeping of this money.

If you accept to assist me, all I want you to do for me, is to assist with arrangements to claim the deposit from the security company from their office here in The Netherlands, as it has now been transferred from Johannesburg, South Africa to their branch here. The company will be legally informed of you representing me.

For your assistance, I have two options for you. Firstly you can choose to have 20% of the money for your assistance, and helping me open an account for the money to be deposited here, or you can go into partnership with me for the proper profitable investment of the money in your country. Whichever the option you want, please to notify me in your reply.

I have also set aside 1 % of this money for all kinds of expenses that come our way in the process of this transaction, and 4% for Charity donation. If you prefer to accept the 20% for your moral and financial assistance then the balance will be left in the account here for me.

Please, I want you to maintain absolute secrecy for the purpose of this transaction. Your reply should be sent to my private email address only ( dewaen@netscape.net).please forward your fax and telephone numbers to me.

I look forward to your reply and co-operation, and I thank you in advance as I anticipate your co-operation.

Your Sincerely,

Dalington Ewaen.

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  • Posted On: Dec 4 2003 12:55am
Most of the spam I get is not meant for the eyes of a PG-13 message board.


Likewise.

And, if you go by my spam, I'm the hottest thing this side of the sun, I get so many Blind Date requests.