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Posted On:
Dec 24 2004  9:37pm
 
 
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR JESUS
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
 
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Posted On:
Dec 24 2004 10:20pm
 
 
 
All I want for christmas is my 
two front teeth.
 
 
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Posted On:
Dec 25 2004 12:39am
 
 
 
Have them.
All I fucking want is the Loser Anthems EP. But for Christ sake the thing is not ANYWHERE.
 
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Posted On:
Dec 25 2004  4:07am
 
 
 
I like Christmas, not for any religious reason, but because its' the only time of year you can win arguments with "Because its' Christmas".
"Why should I help you?"
"Because it's Chirstmas!"
"Oh, ok."
 
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Posted On:
Dec 25 2004  4:51am
 
 
 
Let's Celebrate X-mas....Err....Christmas
 Let's Praise Satan Clause....Err....Santa Clause....Err....Jesus!
 
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Posted On:
Dec 25 2004  6:22am
 
 
 
...
It's not your fault - some people just aren't born funny.
You are one of them.
Stop trying.
 
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Posted On:
Dec 25 2004  6:43am
 
 
 
ummm my calender says it's Drayson's birthday too... so happy birthday to him as well :)
 
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Posted On:
Dec 25 2004  4:37pm
 
 
 
I wasn't trying to be funny. I was trying to make a point about a valid possibility as to the origin of x-mas and Santa Claus.