I think I've seen this idea somewhere else. Can't think where though...

Eat shit.

Drink piss Theren.

So you can take pictures and masturbate to them again?

That material has ran its course. But if you wanna photograph yourself next time you shovnig your thumb up your ass, I'll have copies of them.

8 x 10 glossies or wallet size?

Ok, do we really want to travel down this road again?

Lets move on now.

Yes we do!

Danster and Theren are going to hell. And then they'll help each other escape. And then they'll fight one another. And one of them will go back to hell. And then the other will die of old age and go back to hell again anyway. So all in all, nobody wins this, because everyone goes to hell. So what's the moral of this story? Don't go to hell.



This has been a production of boredom. Thank you, come again.

Wallet size would be splendid. Then whenever I get a little horny I can flop out the necessary implements (the photos and my cock), wherever I might be at the time.