Pizza-25 credits (must be here in next 30 minutes or free!)
Soda-2 credits
Roleplayer willing to have a lesbian affair with a pregnant half human woman who had a liason with a Jedi turned Sith turned Jedi who died and came back as a clone turned to a Jedi but his faction stayed Sith except one guy who's a Falleen whose home was destroyed by Darth Vader who was a Jedi turned Sith and right hand man to the Emperor who leads the Empire and in an ironic twist of fate this Falleen blames the New Republic for not working to actively restore his world and wants to be an Imperial Admiral said roleplayer must leave american online instant messaging screenname if applicable and swear they will not write a novel or screenplay and will not star in any feature film based however losely on the events of that roleplay and must also be female out of character and send nude pics to me-100000000000000000 credits
Hexadragon to english translator-250 credits
Hexadragon to ashes translator-25000000000000000 credits

LMFAO!

:rollin

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You rang? :hat :rollin