I've got a bazooka :yuck

oh, I'm so scared. I've got Lord Damein

i kil u ded!!1

i think i speak for everyone when i say... WTF.

...

*Drops an orbital bombardement down upon their heads*

No time doesn't stop, but our patience isn't infinate either.

I'm only posting here for spam.

Kraken, you are a sexy beast.

...

Thank gods I read this before I flipped the switch on my time machine. I... I could have done anything! Ruined countless lives, brought about the apocolypse. My gods, I'm... I'm a monster! My genius has turned to madness! I am no longer man, but a beast! Why, why did I try to mess with the time/space continuum?












*flips the switch anyway*

Damn you Silus. I used to be a man. You and your goddam tampering with the goddam time-stream. You giant temporal fucker! I want my penis back!

Ohh, thank you Silk.

...speaking of which...

*Pulls his silk scarf from around his neck and wraps it around Silk's neck, drawing him closer*

Your pretty sexy yourself. Rowr.