Happy Birthday, Mr. Zip-O-Matic-Man.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Kraken. Happy birthday too you.

Happy Birthday Kraken.

Eat alot of caek; always remind people its your birthday and expect presents. It is your birthday after all. ;)

Caek and Pi for Kraker.

I've yet to memorize many digits of caek, but here's 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510

*gag me*